The Leiry Loop

Asses to Ashes
A Collection of Haikus
by select ALA idiots

1
Be nimble, be quick
Jack jumped over candlesticks
He got his ass burnt

2
What happened to Jill?
She fell down the rabbit hole
and got her ass burnt

3
Mary had a lamb
A good stalker nonetheless
Lamb got its ass burnt

4
Oh god, please help me
I have something to confess
My ass is burning

5
I can't believe this,
says god with a sheepish look
Divine burning ass!

6
You know what comes next
I'm pretty sure you all do
Everybody's ass is—

7
Allow me to guess
what's going to happen next:
Asses to ashes