Sunday, September 2, 2012

"To write fiction is to create a parallel universe." - Mr. Jay Salvosa, during one of the meetings of Fiction Friday


It is not uncommon for most children (adults, even) to be unaware of the fact that ants can carry items approximately ten to fifty times their own weight, but Little Charlie knew from his mother, and he was not above putting it into a test.

He was, after all, one of the finest eight-year-old empiricists of his generation.

It did not take long for Charlie’s curious, piercing eyes to locate a platoon of garden ants marching tediously along the wall of his blue-painted room. The black-clad army came from a half-closed window—few of them bringing along morsels of unidentified things (Charlie did not recognize any of it aside from a torn-off grasshopper’s limb)—leading its way through a crack in a dusty corner.

For five minutes he observed, and with a flick and a silent tap his little index finger found the abdomen of his unsuspecting lab specimen. The rest of the foot soldiers quickly broke ranks, perhaps thinking that the Armageddon was upon them, and the unfortunate ant Charlie had preferred struggled helplessly as he took it away to the other side of the room, where his previously eviscerated piggy bank was lying in its own copper entrails.

Another day, another casualty, reported Squad B to their Queen.

Later on, Charlie deemed the experiment a failure, and was disgusted at her mom’s lies. What he didn’t know (and would not, until he reaches fourth grade) is that the weight of ten coins is more than fifty times heavier than that of a garden ant.

Charlie would eventually forget his first pre-meditated murder until six years later, when he would vaguely recall the incident after his professor in Biology force-fed them with information about the Phylum Arthropoda. Thus, he would then furtively scribble at the edges of a page in his book, two minutes before the class was dismissed: Ants and Coins: Ant-countancy? Neat.

In his mind, the possibility was already running like an Olympic athlete. He chuckled at its absurdity.

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It was very unlikely that the action of fourteen-year-old Charlie had been felt, seen, or heard of during the time that it was committed, at least by any human-standard-intelligent being occupying a planet or heavenly body in the Milky Way. However…

The moment a period was placed after the letter “t” in one of the pages of the book, Biology for Real Dummies, a black hole formed by itself exactly two million light-years from the spiral galaxy nearest to where Charlie’s galaxy was. If, and only if, there is a safe way to go in and cross through the wormhole, one will find a universe not unlike Charlie’s, where the third planet from Charlie’s sun also exists. There will be land, and trees, and people, and Charlie himself.

And there will be ants—the same ones, but they will not be compared to soldiers, but to bookkeepers.

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